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25 أكتوبر، 2007 الساعة 12:16 م #83551
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مشاركin the name of our greatest god
alsalamo alaikom
i bring to u
this collection of funny quotes and cute funny sayings
i know this will help in many setuations
in our lives
let u with it
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:Always forgive your enemies – Nothing annoys them so much.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no?
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
When I’m not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don’t have film.
You know the speed of light, so what’s the speed of dark?
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he’s gone.
Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.
Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more.(Friend or Money !)
Death is hereditary.
There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.
An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
When you’re right, no one remembers. When you’re wrong, no one forgets.
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
Where there’s a will, there are five hundred relatives.
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die
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“glad to see u here
hope u enjoy it
salam
25 أكتوبر، 2007 الساعة 10:29 م #938148العمانية الغالية
مشاركEverybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die
thats true
thanks dear emadoo we are glad to pass here
26 أكتوبر، 2007 الساعة 11:38 ص #938457((الدبلوماسي))
مشاركthanks sis
really nice to see u here
salam
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