A: What do you call a dead deer with no eyes?
B: Still no idea.

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A: Meet my new born brother.
B: Oh, he is so handsome! What’s his name?
A: I don’t know. I can’t understand a word he says.
Submitted by: Landa Eugene
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Q: When does the (English) alphabet have only 25 letters?
A: At Christmas time, because it is the time of Noel. (No L)
Submitted by: George Hurlburt
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Q: What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?
A: An envelope.
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Q: If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?
A: Wet.
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Q: What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A: A stick.
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Q: Where do you find giant snails?
A: On the ends of their fingers.
(Giants’ nails.)
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Q: What travels around the world and stays in a corner?
A: A stamp.
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Q: What is white when it’s dirty and black when it’s clean?
A: A blackboard.
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Q: What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A: A piiig.

Q: What goes Oh, Oh, Oh?
A: Santa Claus walking backwards.

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Q: What do elephants have that no other animal has?
A: Baby elephants.
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Q: What do you call a hippie’s wife?
A: Mississippi.

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Q: What did the ocean say to the beach?
A: Nothing, it just waved!