TEACHER: How old were you on your last birthday ? STUDENT: Seven. TEACHER: How old will you be on your next birthday? STUDENT: Nine. TEACHER: That’s impossible. STUDENT: No, it isn’t, Teacher. I’m eight today . __________________________________________________ ___
TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America. GEORGE: Here it is! TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America? CLASS: George ! ——————————–
TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago. WILLY: Me! ——————————–
TEACHER: Are you chewing gum? BILLY: No, I’m Billy Anderson. ——————————–
TEACHER: Didn’t you promise to behave? STUDENT: Yes, Sir. TEACHER: And didn’t I promise to punish you if you didn’t? STUDENT: Yes, Sir, but since I broke my promise, I don’t expect you to keep yours. ——————————–
TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty? TOMMY: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground then you are. ——————————–
HAROLD:Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn’t do? TEACHER: Of course not. HAROLD: Good, because I didn’t do my homework. ——————————–
TEACHER: Why are you late? WEBSTER: Because of the sign. TEACHER: What sign? WEBSTER: The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.” ——————————–
TEACHER: I hope I didn’t see you looking at Don’s paper. JOHN: I hope you didn’t either. ——————————–
GARY: I don’t think I deserve a zero on this test. TEACHER: I agree, but it’s the lowest mark I can give you. منقوووووووول
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