:STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS

?BOY : May I hold your hand

GIRL : No thanks, it isn’t heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!

BOY : You love me…

??GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring?? BOY : Sure, what’s your phone number

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.

BOY : Then marry me and we’ll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.

??BOY : Don’t you ever want to improve

!!!!BOY : I love you and I could die for you

GIRL : How soon

!!!BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you

??GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there

??SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss

TRACY : I did once. He’d forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

MAN : You remind me of the sea.

WOMAN : Because I’m wild, romantic and exciting

.MAN : NO, because you make me sick

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.

HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

MARY : John says I’m pretty. Andy says I’m ugly.What do u think, Peter

PETER : A bit of both. I think you’re pretty ugly

Girlfriend : “…And are you sure you love me and no one else

Boyfriend : “Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday”.

Teacher : “What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested

Pupil : “A teacher”.

“?Waiter : “Would you like your coffee black

Customer : “What other colors do you have

Teacher : “Sam, you talk a lot

Sam : “It’s a family tradition”.

??Teacher : “What do you mean

Sam : “Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher”.

Teacher : “What about your mother

Sam : “She’s a woman”.

Teacher : “Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing

Student : “Brotherly love”.

?Teacher : ” Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE

One Student : “Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time.”

Teacher : ” George Washington not only chopped down his father’s Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.

?Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him

One Student: ” Because George still had the axe in is hand.”

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