Here is conversation between the software engineer husbands and his wife

Husband – hey dear, I am logged in

Wife – would you like to have some snacks
Husband – hard disk full

Wife – have you brought the saree
Husband – Bad command or file name

Wife – but I told you about it in morning
Husband – erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel

Wife – hae bhagwan !forget it where’s your salary
Husband – file in use, read only, try after some time

Wife – at least give me your credit card,i can do some shopping
Husband – sharing violation, access denied

Wife – i made a mistake in marrying you
Husband – data type mismatch

Wife – you are useless
Husband – by default

Wife – who was there with you in the car this morning
Husband – system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot

Wife – what is the relation between you & your Receptionist
Husband – the only user with write permission

Wife – what is my value in your life
Husband – unknown virus detected

Wife – do you love me or your computer
Husband – Too many parameters

Wife – i will go to my dad’s house
Husband – program performed illegal operation, it will Close

Wife – I will leave you forever
Husband – close all programs and log out for another User

Wife – it is worthless talking to you
Husband – shut down the computer

Wife – I am going
Husband – Its now safe to turn off your computer