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Men
1. Drive to the bank, park, go to the Cash Dispenser.
2. Insert card.
3. Dial code and desired amount.
4. Take the cash, the card and the slid.

Women
1. Drive to the bank.
2. Engine stalled.
3. Check make-up in the mirror.
4. Apply perfume.
5. Manually check haircut.
6. Park the car – failure.
7. Park the car – failure.
8. Park the car – Success.
9. Search for the card in the handbag.
10. Insert card, rejected by the machine.
11. Throw phone card back in handbag.
12. Look for bankcard.
13. Insert Card.
14. Look for Tampon Box (where secret code written) in
Handbag.
15. Enter code.
16. Study instructions for 2 minutes.
17. #Cancel#
19. #Cancel#
20. Call husband to get correct code.
22. #Error#
23. Enter bigger amount.
24. #Error#
25. Enter maximum amount.
26. Cross fingers.
27. Take cash.
28. Go back to the car.
29. Check make up in rear mirror.
30. Look for keys in handbag.
31. Start car.
32. Drive 50 meters.
33. STOP.
34. Drive back to bank machine.
35. Go out of the car.
36. Take card and ticket back from machine.
37. Go back to the car.
38. Throw card on passenger seat.
39. Throw slip on the floor.
40. Checks make up in rear mirror.
41. Manually check haircut.
42. Go into roundabout – wrong way.
43. BREAK.
44. Go into roundabout – right way.
45. Drive 5 kilometers.
46. Remove hand break.

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