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    HE: I’m a photographer I’ve been looking for a face like yours!1
    SHE: I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been Looking for a face like
    yours!!1

    HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?1
    SHE: I must have been given your share!!!1

    HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?1
    SHE: Sorry! I’m having a headache this weekend!!!1

    HE: Go on, don’t be shy. Ask me out!1
    SHE: Okay, get out!!!1

    HE: I think I could make you very happy
    SHE: Why? Are you leaving?1

    HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?1
    SHE: Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh at the same time!!!1

    HE: Can I have your name?1
    SHE: Why, don’t you already have one?1

    HE: Shall we go and see a film?1
    SHE: I’ve already seen it!!!1

    HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?1
    SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!!1

    HE: Where have you been all my life?1
    SHE: Hiding from you

    HE: Haven’t I seen you someplace before?1
    SHE: Yes, thats why I don’t go there anymore

    HE: Is this seat empty?1
    SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down

    HE: So, what do you do for a living?1
    SHE: I’m a female impersonator
    With love
    Najla
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    #487396

    nice one although its coming from a guy,,,
    and it can work the other way too,,

    #487527

    thank you

    #487641
    Cecilia
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    Thank you
    We really need such stuffs after a long day

    waiting for some more

    #488016
    سكر زياده
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    moongurl
    thats exactly
    what i was gonna say

    #488310
    alwalah
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    good stuff

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