Prisoner 1 : “When I entered jail for the first

time, they taught me reading and writing.”

Prisoner 2, amazed, “So, why are you here again?”

Prisoner 1: “For forging official papers

Cindy: How could you make your husband come

home every night?

Sara: Whenever he comes, I asked him,

“Are you home Frank?

Cindy: And how could this make him ocme home?

Sara :My husband’s name is John

A mouse, talking to her friend who lives in lab: How are

things with you?

The lab mouse: Very nice. I trained the scientist

to bring me food as soon as I ring the bell.

Husband: See, this research says that women talk twice

as men.

Wife: Because we repeat single word we say to you.

Husband, amazed : What?

Wife: because we repeat every single word we say to you.

Wife : We were crazy when we bought this Piano

Husband: Use the single pronoun please.

Wife: you were crazy when you bought this piano.