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16 مايو، 2004 الساعة 8:22 م #24293
Cecilia
مشاركA man took his son to the doctor.
doctor: I am sorry, but your son is dead
Son: No dad, I am alive.
father: shut up. you wouldnt know better than the doctorTeacher: Julia, give me a sentence begining with I
Julia: I… is
Teacher: No Julia, we say I am
Julia: Alright I am the ninth letter in the alphabetTeacher: Sam, how do you spell campus?
Sam: k-a-m-b-e-s
Teacher: No wrong
Sam: Excuse me, but you asked me how do I spell itTeacher: John, go to the map and point to America.
After John came back, the teacher said: Who discovered
America?
Students together: John didThere was bold teacher who kept touching the hairless top of his head. One day, one of his students wanted to make fun of
him, so he said” Sir I heard that the hair of bold people can grow
up if this person lets a cow suck that hairless place. so the teacher bent beside him calmly and said “please suck itGeorge Bush once invited Osama Bin Laden to America, and
took him to show him the place he is going to sleep in that night. Bush said, as he was shoing Bin Laden a remote
control,” this button is for water and this one is for cakes
and so on. If you need anything, just press them.” At
night, Bin Laden felt thirsty, so he pressed the water button
but he was surprised to recieve a strong slap from the remote
control. He pressed it again to be sure and he recieved one even stronger that the one before it, so he stopped
pressing.
Later on, Bin Laden invited Bush to Afghanistan and guided him to a room and gave him a similar remotr control and said the same instructions to him. So Bush said” the old game, I know it very well”.Actually, Bush wanted to try this remote control
.so he started pressing carefully,but nothing happened
He kept pressing all the night but nothing slapped him.
In the morning, Bush sneered at Bin Laden,” your remote
control doesnt work, try to fix it for next time.
So Bin Laden said “No Iam sure, it worked very well last night”
Bush said “how come? I recieved no slaps”
But Bin Laden replied” Actually, each time you pressed a button,you sent a bomb to the USA.”16 مايو، 2004 الساعة 8:53 م #457968الصمت
مشاركLOL
i liked the last one….hehe LOL am gonna forward this last one to my friends list
thanks18 مايو، 2004 الساعة 9:17 ص #458283Cecilia
مشاركThis is very nice of you as it encourages me to try
to do more and better next time
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