Two business men seated on an airplane noticed a Muslim man sitting
in front of them, one of the men says to the other with a wink, “I
was going to go to Africa until I found out that half the country is
Muslim so don’t want to go there”. The other man says, “We’ll how
about Saudi Arabia then?”
The first man says “No way, Saudi Arabia is loaded with those
Muslims too.”
The other man suggests a trip to the U.S. but his companion says
“The
Muslims have spread out over the whole country every time I turn
around
there I bump into one.” The men are watching and can see that the
Muslim man is fidgeting and getting kind of agitated about their
conversation. The fellow who started the teasing decides to really
get him mad and says ” I really wanted to go to Pakistan but that
place is crawling with Muslims” At this the Muslim man has had it
and finally turns around in his seat and sweetly says to the men,
“Why don’t you both go to hell? I hear that there aren’t any Muslims
there!”