Panda Kill (lol this is soooooooo funny)

A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He
eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the
panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, “Hey! Where are you
going? You just shot my waiter and you didn’t pay for your sandwich!”
The panda yells back at the manager, “Hey man, I’m a PANDA! Look it
up!” The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition
for panda:
“A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by
distinct black and white coloring. Eats, shoots and leaves.”