Two old women

Two elderly women were out driving in a large car. Both could barely
see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along they came to an
intersection. The stoplight was red but they went on through it.

The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, “I must be losing
it. I could have sworn we went through a red light.”

After a few more minutes, they came to another intersection and the
light was red again. Again she went right through it.

This time the woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the
light had been red, but was really concerned that she was losing it.

She was getting nervous and decided to pay very close attention to
the road and the next intersection to see what was going on.

At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red
and they went right through it!

She turned to the other woman and said, “Mildred! Did you know we
just went through three red lights in a row? You could have killed
us!”

Mildred turned to her and said, “Oh crap, am I driving?”