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  • #17455
    lavender
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    My dear Jagjit, I am in a well here and hoping you are also in a well
    there.

    I’m writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast.

    We don’t live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in
    the
    newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we
    moved
    20miles.

    I won’t be able to send the address as the last Sardar who stayed
    here
    took the house numbers with them for their new house so they would
    not
    have to change their address.

    Hopefully by next week we will be able to take our earlier address plate
    here, and that our address will remain same too.

    This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine, situated right
    above the toilet I’m not sure it works too well. Last week I put in 3
    shirts, pulled the chain and haven’t seen them since.

    The weather here isn’t too bad. It rained only twice last week. The first
    time it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days.

    The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be a little too
    heavy to send in the mail with all the metal buttons, so we cut them off
    and put them in the pocket.

    Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is
    cutting
    the
    grass at the cemetery.

    By the way I took Bahu to our club’s poolside. The manager is
    Badmash.
    He
    told her that two piece swimming suit is not allowed in his club. We were
    confused as to which piece should we remove?

    Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven’t found out whether it is a
    girl or a boy, so I don’t know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle.

    Your uncle, Jetinder fell in the nearby well. Some men tried to pull Him
    out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned. We cremated him
    and
    he burned for three days.

    Your best friend, Balwinder, is no more. He died trying to fulfill his
    father’s last wishes. His father had wished to be buried in the sea after
    he died. And your friend died while in the process of digging a grave for
    his father.

    There isn’t much more news this time. Nothing much has
    happened.

    Love – Mom.

    P.S. Jagjit, I was going to send you some money but by the time I realized,
    I had already sealed off this letter.

    ******************************************************************

    Dear Mom,

    I am very happy to receive news from home. But I did not get the
    coat
    you
    sent me. I checked the envelop inside outside but did not find the coat.

    Please resend the coat from the new address I may get it this time.

    It is very cold here so I cannot be in a well. Last week a flu tried to

    catch me but I told him it was not me so I am OK now.

    I am missing you and cry every day because you are away. I now
    cry more

    because you have moved 20 miles further away.

    I am very lonely and by myself. I needed someone to talk to so I exchanged
    my bicycle for a donkey. He understands Hindi and reminds me of
    my
    uncle
    Jetinder. I name him Jetty. I send you my picture with Jetty (in the picture
    I am the one standing on the left).

    Here time is 7 hours different so sometime I am confused when I
    eat
    because I do not know if I am eating lunch or dinner.

    The black and white TV I bring with me from India does not show
    Indian
    movies like before. So I decided to buy a VCR to rent Indian movies but I
    do not have enough money. If you don’t send me money soon I will
    sell
    the
    TV to buy the VCR.

    To know if my sister has a boy or girl you can check his name if he has a
    male name then he is a boy if not then he is a girl. I will come back to
    India after 7 years. Please tell my friend Balwinder to wait for me to burry
    him.

    P.S. I don’t have money to buy stamps so please put some
    stamps on this

    letter when you receive it. If you don’t get this letter after a week please
    let me know.

    Lots of love.

    Your son Jagjit

    #413237
    Ruby
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    That’s the funniest and the most stupid leeters i have ever read
    Thanks lavender for putting a smile on my lips

    #413274

    Hi

    I think this is a truth

    best regards

    Prince of Mars

    #413333
    الصمت
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    LOL
    how funny…LOL
    i can not say anything else other than LOL

    thanks a lot

    #413342
    lavender
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    What can we do if it’s the truth of what ALWAYS indian do.

    Thanks so much Ruby , Prince of Mars , and Alsamt for your
    reflection.

    #413583

    any time honey

    if you need any thing just tell me

    O.K

    Prince of Mars

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