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Nice Definitions

School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage: It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree

and a woman gains her masters.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer

to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody

believes he got the biggest piece.

Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks,

nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Father: A banker provided by nature.

Criminal: A guy no different from the rest…. except that he got caught.

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Classics: Books, which people praise, but do not read.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouths.

Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually

and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise.

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