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CHAPTER 1 : HOW TO BE A COOL ARAB  ( YA ALLAH !! )

1.  Wear clothes of two colors : Black or White.
2. Own a cell phone and use it at inappropriate times – In church, Restaurants, funeral, wedding, and on dates !
3. Pity anyone who is not ARAB and for not being as cultured and sophisticated as us ARAB !!
4. Have predominantly ARAB friends, with a few American friends,throw them in for more diversity.
Talk Arabic when they are    around!
5. Dress as though you are headed to a club when your actually going to work or to class.
6. If you are an Arab woman, stare menacingly at other woman around you, especially if they’re richer or more attractive than you.
7. If you are an Arab guy, be sure not to bathe to achieve an earthy scent, then try to mask it with a lot of cologne; the combination drives the babes wild.
8. Smoke as if it were your last day on earth…… and smoke only MARLBOROS.
9. Travel only in droves of 10 or more and be AS LOUD AS POSSIBLE AT ALL TIMES !
10.If you’re single, go to all the ARAB intercollegiate parties and all the ARAB conferences, even if you’re 45 years old.
11.If you’re a single ARAB over 30, tell everyone you’re in your 20’s even if you’re pushing 50.
12.If you’re a single ARAB guy, tell women you’re a successful businessman or that you own a successful business back home even if you’re an unemployed goat farmer.
13.Dirty dance to Arabic music.
14.Wear only designer labels even if you buy them off a cart on a sidewalk in Manhattan
15.Make sure designer label are extremely visible, preferably embroider on the front of the apparel.
16.If you are an ARAB man , walk 10 feet in front of your woman and call her only when you want sex. Then go into a deep depression lament the theft of your woman when she dumps you for another guy.
17.If you’re an ARAB guy, be indifferent and rude to any woman you’re interested in dating, especially if she is ARAB.
18.Wear a leather jacket at ALL times….. even in the summer.
19.Tell American acquaintances that money is never an object, even if you only have ten bucks to your name.
20.Guys: If you have hair, get it cut every week and use at least 3 different styling products; if your bald, develop a big ego to mask your insecurity.> ( Applicable to short men also.)
23.Make sure you install every possible option in your car, even if your car is a Yugo.
24 Own a sports car, even if it’s a juke.
25 If you are an ARAB woman, dye your hair an obviously fake shade of blonde that is onexistence in nature and swear that it’s natural.
28.If you are an ARAB- AMERICAN, act like your father was royalty back home.
29.BUMP ARABIC MUSIC AT ALL TIMES !!!!!!!

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