* Men are like – Floor Tiles

If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years!

* Men are like – Bank Accounts

Without a lot of money, they don’t generate much interest.

* Men are like – Blenders

You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.

* Men are like – Commercials

You can’t believe a word they say.

* Men are like – Computers

Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

* Men are like – Government Bonds

They take so long to mature.

* Men are like – Horoscopes

They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

* Men are like – Mascara

They always run at the first sign of emotion.

* Men are like – Place Mats

They only show up when there’s food on the table.

* Men are like – Snow Storms

You never know when they’re coming, how many inches you’ll get or how long they’ll last.

* Men are like – Used Cars

Both are easy to get, cheap, and unreliable.

* Men are like – ATM’s

Once they withdraw they lose interest.

* Men are like – Laxatives

They irritate the [censored] out of you.

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